The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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