yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
is it fun? or sober?
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