Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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