Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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