My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
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