he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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