Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Randomize
