That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
God, you're amazing. I just want to hang out with you in the nude and watch Monty Python movies whilst we quip about how comedians just aren't as funny anymore.
Credit for originality. Points off for a mild to moderate creepy factor.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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