i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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