How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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