nut hugger
She said her name was "party"
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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