What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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