North Korea, Best Korea!
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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