...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is it penis luge time yet?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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