Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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