well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I am mentally ready for anal.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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