Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
