just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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