Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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