Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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