I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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