Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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