I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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