It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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