She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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