So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Who put my cat in the fridge?
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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