that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Enjoy the penises
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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