WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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