I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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