Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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