Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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