if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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