Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Randomize
