I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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