bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I would fuck him just for his dog
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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