how hairy? two words: wookie tits
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Come share oat with me in your robe
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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