my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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