she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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