Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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