hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
