Kiss
Puke
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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