I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
What a dumb baby whore.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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