So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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