i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Your penis caused this!
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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