This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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