i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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