Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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