youre lurking in front of me
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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