Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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