Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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