Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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