i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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