Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize