Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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